William stands in front of me pointing a Nerf dart gun at my chest.Me: No William, please, I beg of you! I'll do anything, please don't shoot me!
William: It's too late!
He shoots me and I pretend to die. I lie there for a minute, then:
William: Um, Emma? Emma, stand up, I have to shoot you again!
Me: But I'm dead, you already shot me.
William: NO! Stand up, I need to shoot you again!
Emma: Well...OK!
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